It Might As Well Be Spring

TUTTLE MODE

by James Tuttle

Gentle reader,

I feel blessed and happy that I was able to get this out to you even after my retinas were burned in a terrible accident over the weekend.  Yes, I accidentally watched the E! Network’s Ice Loves Coco and I’m surprised that the downtime after an ordeal like that didn’t last longer.

Even before the opening credits, we see Coco clad in a leopard-print bikini that showcases her spray-tanned curves and vacuuming around her adoring husband, the one-time rapper Ice-T, as they verbally spar over something that I didn’t catch because I was more worried about whether one of her big fake boobs was going to pop out.