May 15, 2011
Jesus Christ, Super Slut
by Eric J Baker
How many Christians, if given the chance, would nail Jesus Christ? And I don’t mean “to the cross.”
Now that I’ve got one foot in Hell, I’ll continue: Lust is a sin (despite God installing lust software in every one of us and it being necessary for the survival of our species). That’s why we have Jesus. For that pure, perfect, sexless love we’ve all been yearning for.
Sorry, but I call “Bullshit.”
If you’ll permit me to be metaphorical for a moment, I will tell you that a river flows. You can divert it or dam it (ooh, double meaning inside my metaphor. I am clever!), but you can’t stop it. All that water has to go somewhere.