The Fiendish Anti‑Gay Fat Bastard Secret Democrat Agenda


by James Killough

As tedious as it is, I suppose I do have to comment on Governor Chris Christie—so evil they named him twice—vetoing the New Jersey State Legislature’s vote to legalize gay marriage.  In a nutshell, I basically agree with Karl Lagerfeld when he said that Christie “is a little too fat.”

26-year-old Zylka is in the upcoming "Spider-Man" reboot. He's a total hunny. Period. (Photo: Arnaldo Anaya-Lucca)

“No one want to see curvy American politicians,” Lagerfeld continued.  “You’ve got fat straight men with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying that all thin homos are ugly.”