Celebutards and Other Monsters
by James Tuttle
Join me as we scrape the bottom of the barrel that is reality television. Yes, I’m talking about the festival of talentless reality show rejects known as VH1’s Famous Food and don’t pretend you’ve been watching it, either! No one has. The ratings were so low after only a couple of weeks that it’s getting bumped out of its Sunday slot in favor of Behind the Music. Yeah, ouch.
Don’t worry, though. I’m here to catch you up on the whole fabulous train wreck!
The idea of the show is pretty straightforward. A group of seven “celebrities” get thirty days or so to open a restaurant and the one who contributes the most gets a share in the place. One of their first ideas these dumb bitches had was to “call the restaurant ‘Fame,’ because we’re all famous!” but I don’t know who half these people are.