I’m going to call you that because it was your name as a child before the headmaster in high school changed it to James. I know, I’m writing this to you as you were up until your mid-thirties or so, and the name was changed when you were a teen, but you get the symbolism. C’mon, don’t raise your eyes like that! That’s something we definitely need to talk about: patience. One of your favorite quotations, “Impatience is a virtue of youth,” is absolute rubbish.