Go ahead, I won’t tell anyone. Just admit that you were as excited about the premiere of TLC’s new series Craft Wars as I was. Handy as I am at gold leafing a vintage fauteuil or covering picture frames in rare imported silk, I’ve got nothing on those bitches with the cardboard and glue guns. And forget about bedazzling! I also like competition shows where people have to complete difficult tasks under ridiculous time constraints because, hey, life isn’t stressful enough already.
It’s always nice to see what Tori Spelling is up to, too. As host of Craft Wars, it seems that her main goal is to say the word “craft” as many times as she possibly can: Craft Wars, crafting, crafters, craft closet, arts and crafts, craft experts, etc. I think she said it enough times in the first forty-five seconds that I can now entirely eliminate it from my vocabulary.