by Eric J Baker
I’m probably one of those annoying white dudes who believes women and men are equals. You’re thinking, “Bro, you only say that shit so you can get with chicks.” To that I say: Why not? It works.
Seriously, I do believe women and men are equals, which aggravates a lot of cavemen and prompts some of them to hurl accusations like, “You’re just empowering the feminists, man.” So imagine my chagrin when, in the season opener of Survivor: One World three weeks ago, the cast members were divided into men’s and women’s teams and the women turned out to be the least competent bunch of halfwits who ever put on bandanas and stopped bathing for 39 days.